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Spoof News and Political Satire UK Headlines | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 11:10:43 GMT |
The Kidnap of Tony Blair Story surfaces once again
The strange story of "The Kidnap of Tony Blair" has surfaced once again. This is a story that was dismissed by the Government way back in 2001, but now with the publication of Tony Blair's Memoirs, rumours have again begun to circulate. Insiders... |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:21:26 GMT |
Phone tapping scandal
A group of prominent people are demanding to know why their phones have not been tapped. 'It is extraordinary' said one 'I am a figure of importance and no one has tried to get my views on anything.' Journalists are puzzled too by the selection of... |
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| | Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:01:27 GMT |
bLIAR - A Journey.
London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR... |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:17:50 GMT |
Government to sell Wales to reduce National debt
Due to immense public pressure, the Government have been forced to scrap plans to sell off the Port of Dover. The planned sale to Nord-pas-de-Calais regional council, which also owns Calais, was hoped to net over £350million for the Treasury. T... |
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| | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 16:01:56 GMT |
Perfectly Good Eggs Hurled at Tony Blair at Book Signing
Unlike the eggs in America where you get sick now just by looking at them, let alone handling or eating them, the eggs that were hurled at Tony Blair at his very first book signing in Dublin, Ireland were perfectly edible. This led some to question t... |
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| | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:11:00 GMT |
Tony Blair's autobiography to reveal Stig's identity!
In a decision sure to shock Top Gear fans, ex PM Tony Bliar is to reveal the secret identity of the mysterious driver known as the Stig. Fat balding presenter, Jeremy Clarkson intoned " It is truly unbelievable. I can forgive him for Iraq and lyin... |
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| | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:25:45 GMT |
Tories deny rumours that one of their Ministers "is straight"
The Tory government is reeling from yet another sex scandal following publication of allegations on an Internet blog that one of its Ministers is straight. The unnamed Minister was seen talking to and holding hands with a woman. He is said to have... |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:56:34 GMT |
Anne Winters launch sexy anniversary range
Anne Winters, one of Britain's largest supplier of erotic toys and lingerie are to launch their own version of anniversary presents. Traditionally, the first anniversary is celebrated with paper or card, and Anne Winters will continue this traditi... |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:53:08 +0100 |
MINI LAUNCHES FIRST AIRCRAFT CARRIER
MINI has made its first foray into the lucrative 'crossover' market with the launch of a 115,000 tonne aircraft carrier. |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:16:10 +0100 |
ENGLAND FANS ATTACK WOMBLES
ENGLAND fans gathering in London ahead of tonight's qualifying game against Bulgaria have been involved in running battles with the capital's Womble population. |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:51:21 +0100 |
BRITAIN STILL LYING ABOUT HOW DRUNK IT IS
(news/society/britain-still-lying-about-how-drunk-it-is-201009033058/)BRITAIN continues to tell the most transparent lies about how much it has had to drink, according to new research. |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:19:57 +0100 |
I LIKE TO WATCH LADIES UNDRESSING ON THE BEACH, SAYS HAGUE
(politics/politics-headlines/i-like-to-watch-ladies-undressing-on-the-beach%2c-says-hague-201009023055/)FOREIGN secretary William Hague has revealed how he likes to stare at women as they strip down to their bikinis. |
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| | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:59:51 +0100 |
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) As Jupiter moves into a position between Mercury and Venus, make sure everyone has given their written permission before you switch on the camcorder. |
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| | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:22:51 +0100 |
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly, I am a unmarried lady in the twilight of my life, and haven't had the urge to become biblically acquainted with a person of the opposite sex for nigh on years... |
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Cultural Satire and News :: ZardozZ brings you the latest in political satire, sarcasm, news and cartoons harvested daily from around the blogosphere! Streaming satire and sarcastic commentary. | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 03:47:22 +0000 |
ZZ News and Satire
ZZ N&S offers readers a mixture of satire, political cartoons with a libertarian point of view. |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:52:09 +0000 |
Mexican Drug Cartels – Terrorists South of the Border
Bill O’Reilly sheds some seriously disturbing facts today regarding the drug cartel violence along the Mexican border. Drugs that cross the border from Mexico harm the lives of Americans each and every day, but the administration remains silent on the matter. Here is an excerpt from the article… One of the most under-reported ongoing stories [...] |
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| | Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:08:26 +0000 |
Review: The Last Refuge of a Liberal
Charles Krauthammer of the Washington Post has written an outstanding article this week characterizing the new levels of frustration being internalized by the leftist elite. The rejection of their 18 month old brand of “hope and change” by moderate mainstream Americans finds them now vilifying any potential voter that dares question or disagree with their [...] |
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| | Sat, 14 Aug 2010 13:55:59 +0000 |
Obama Supports Islamic Poke in Our Eyes
Another lecture from the podium to main stream Americans that we need to CHANGE. Rather than use his influence to publicly request that the Imam seeking to build this controversial mosque on the hallowed grounds of 9/11 respect the sensitives of millions of New Yorkers and most Americans, the President has chosen overtly to come [...] |
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| | Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:52:12 +0000 |
iPad eBooks : Unlimited eBooks for the iPad
Here is a great site for obtaining unlimited ebooks for your new iPad !! iPad eBooks Access to the fastest iPad downloads on the net! Members have unlimited access, no restrictions Unlimited free Novels, Comics, Newspapers & more! Free 24 hour Technical Support No monthly or “Pay Per Download” fees Huge Media Selection – over [...] |
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| | Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:53:52 +0000 |
New Squeeze Page Plugin Released for WordPress
It’s now easier than ever to build high-converting squeeze pages using WordPress… Use a powerful drag-and-drop interface to create a customizable squeeze page with any WordPress theme. You have nothing to lose with a 30-day money back guarantee. To find out more visit Squeeze Theme website. |
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| | Sun, 08 Aug 2010 00:36:22 +0000 |
New Comprehensive iProfit eBook Packages
Tired of the BS and Hype? Ready for a REAL resale rights package actually worth something… Finally ONE multi-package that contains all of most popular eBook distribution collections which pass through FULL LEGAL MASTER RESELLER RIGHTS. For our readers who are interested in On Line Marketing, reselling the works of authors who pass through their [...] |
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| | Sat, 07 Aug 2010 17:29:57 +0000 |
WordPress Squeeze Page Plugin
For our readers who have digital products to sell, and ebook to promote or any type of product to share with your customers online, here is a great new product that allows easy installation of sales pages onto your wordpress site: WordPress Squeeze Page Plugin Click Here! |
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| | Thu, 08 Jul 2010 01:23:49 +0000 |
The New Budget Hasn’t Affected Our Leaders Spend On Eyewear
So the new budget has just been delivered to the country, and for the most part, it’s full of cuts. Although to be honest i’m not entirely sure what we were expecting, given the national recession-based climate. So with a lot of tough decisions still to be made at No.10, everyone’s paying attention to Mr. [...] |
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Smashing into the side of motoring | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:22:27 +0000 |
Viewers react to Stig news
There was shock across the world today after a High Court ruling finally allowed popular Top Gear racing driver The Stig to reveal his identity. ‘I was frankly shocked,’ said one Top Gear fan outside the court room. ‘I had no idea it was… sorry, what’s his name?’ Other fans of the BBC motoring show were equally aghast at the… read more… |
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| | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:00:18 +0000 |
Rubens Barrichello – 300 not out
As Rubens Barrichello celebrates his 300th Grand Prix start, Sniff Petrol exclusively reveals ten things you may not know about the diminutive F1 star. 1. Rubens Barrichello’s forehead accounts for an incredible 92 percent of the overall surface area of his face. ‘I guess that’s a little above average!’ the Brazilian racer quips. 2. Throughout the 2003 season, Rubens Barrichello… read more… |
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| | Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:00:46 +0000 |
Crazy D at Spa 2010
Och aye tha noo muthafukas! Crazy Dave comin’ atcha standin’ next to ma buddie Eddie J on tha Bee to tha Bee to tha Cee. Oh man, he look like he borrowed he glasses off Deidre muthafunkin’ Barlow. So las’ weekend we slide on Spa side fo’ tha Belgian GeePee. Fo’ sho’. And man, it be wet. As wet as… read more… |
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| | Mon, 30 Aug 2010 06:10:09 +0000 |
D.I. Blundell at the 2010 Belgian GP
‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello. Detective Inspector Mark Blundell done be filing a report. On Sunday 29 August I done proceed to the Belgian Grand Prix, what done be in the Belgium area. Here I done observe an IC1 male what I done identify, in fairness, as being a Mr Jenson Button who done be driving a silver Mercedes vehicle. He done… read more… |
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| | Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:35:03 +0000 |
More mass demonstrations in US
There were mass protests in the United States this week over plans to build a brand new Formula 1 track on American soil. ‘We don’t want this kinda thing round these parts,’ said one man who lives close to the site of the proposed track. ‘This here is America. These Eur-o-peens can’t jus’ walk in and build some fancy race… read more… |
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Spoof News and Political Satire Front Page | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 03:10:26 GMT |
Justin Bieber In Hair Wash Disaster - Shock Horror!
Terrible news just in from SEN's Buffty Ginslinger - apparently Canadian man/boy Justin Bieber - who likes having his picture taken alongside older, sexy women, like Kim Kardashian - had a hair wash disaster last night. Buffty relates that Justin... |
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| | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:37:56 GMT |
Jesse James Is Infatuated With New Gal Pal Kat Von D's Tattooed Body
LONG BEACH, California - The man whom many once referred to as Mr. Sandra Bullock has finally shown that he can smile. After months and months of walking around with an inbred mope on his face, the man now known as the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock seems... |
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| | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:26:18 GMT |
Lindsay Lohan says primordial genes still alive in Iran
Lindsay Lohan traveled to Saudi Arabia to meet leaders and to denounce that the Iran's military chief of staff, who has an I.Q. of 23 says Tehran could strike Israel's nuclear facility if the Jewish state were to attack Iran's nuclear sites. India ha... |
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| | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 02:13:52 GMT |
Taylor Lautner Signs For Mozart's Blood?
The latest big news out of Hollywood is that there will be a movie based on the bestseller, 'Mozart's Blood' and that Taylor Lautner will co-star in it. The book is the latest read and it involves around a 400-year-old Vampire Romance! Lautner, wh... |
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| | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 02:21:06 GMT |
Tiger Woods Marries Rachel Uchitel!
You would have thought that Tiger Woods would have waited a decent amount of time between his official divorce with now former wife Elin Nordegren, but he apparently was in a hurry and good judgment is not one of Tiger's noted specialties of late. |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:20:18 GMT |
Odds plummet on Stephen Hawking meteor/lightning bolt fatal hit
London - (Pie-in-the-Sky/String Vest Theory News): The odds of Stephen Hawking being killed by an 'act of God' such as a meteor strike or bolt of lightning have shortened to 8/13Fav, according to online bookmakers Aintgottaprayer.con. The physicis... |
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| | Sat, 04 Sep 2010 11:10:43 GMT |
The Kidnap of Tony Blair Story surfaces once again
The strange story of "The Kidnap of Tony Blair" has surfaced once again. This is a story that was dismissed by the Government way back in 2001, but now with the publication of Tony Blair's Memoirs, rumours have again begun to circulate. Insiders... |
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Spoof News and Political Satire Science & Technology | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:20:21 GMT |
Puzzling Does Your Head in - Official!
News that doing brainteasers can send you gaga in later life has been greeted with dismay by the puzzle publishing industry. Research at Chicago's Rush University has shown that while puzzling can slow the decline in our thinking ability at first,... |
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| | Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:33:08 GMT |
Paracetamol (tylenol) makes you fat
Millions of people worldwide will take paracetamol (tylenol) today, unaware that a recent study has proven that it is responsible for the worldwide obesity epidemic. The controversial paper (awaiting publication) by Paul Roctor and Gareth Amble of... |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 13:18:52 GMT |
Black holes smell of fish
It has been a long held belief that, apart from the hypothetical Hawking radiation, black holes emit nothing. However, a new mathematical model from theoretical cosmological physicist Jan Anity, has shown that one other thing can escape the phenomena... |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:07:30 GMT |
Stephen Hawking says Santa Claus not real
The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist. In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states "the... |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:27:00 GMT |
Search for Existence of God Called Off By Stephen Hawking
A new book written by renowned scientist Stephen Hawking and co-authored by a theoretical physicist by the name of Leonard Mlodinow entitled "The Grand Design," finally puts to rest the silly notion that God exists. The book, instead, rules out the p... |
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| | Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:16:22 GMT |
God annoyed at Hawking
God reportly is sulking over the statement that he doesn't exist, after eminent scientist Stephen Hawkings' recent revelations that he didn't create the universe, let alone in six days. God has moaned that it just isn't fair. "No matter what I do... |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:58:47 GMT |
Weight-Loss Boffins Screw Up
Research which sought to prove that drinking water before a meal helped with weight loss has been discredited. Researchers at Thames Valley East University published their results last week. They initially proved that people who drank a half pint... |
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| | Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:18:26 GMT |
Scientists Conclude Women Really Don't Like You
A team of top researchers from every field of human interaction have concluded that women just don't like you. Their year long study, commissioned by you, observed every interaction you've had with single eligible women and found that consistently an... |
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| | Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:59:10 GMT |
Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like
Palaeontologists from Manchester University of Science and Technology have finally reconstructed what dinosaurs tasted like. Using quantum tunnelling microscopes on the patterns that their flesh left imprinted in the rocks, they have compared the... |
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